Boom.

After reading an amazing post, I have decided to do a tribute post.  This one is for you, Megan Klie(vv)er.

Boom.  I once got a bead stuck in my ear and it cost one hundred dollars to remove.  I was supposed to be a boy.  My brothers think I'm annoying, I think they're awesome.  I'm a lifeguard whose mom can't swim.  I love cheese, but don't cut it.  I laugh at my own jokes.  History Channel is the best.  I am the boss at Cribbage.  My ringtone is Ninja and I do the appropriate moves when it goes off.  I can turn your frown upside down, so can Dr. Pepper.  Swimming makes me burp.  Brett Farve is an old geezer that needs to retire.  My dog is a shedding machine.  I can sew on buttons, but I hate needles.  I'm clumsy but you can't prove it.  I wanted to be a lawyer growing up and obviously, is the reason I always argue back.  I find my self in sticky situations, literally.  I have only had two nose bleeds.  I love nightgowns and hate wearing pants.  My dad snowblows while wearing shorts, gloves, a hoodie, ski googles, and a hat.  My brother has more shoes than I do.  I find Ke$ha to be an embarressment to Auto-Tune.  Some of my favorite lyrics, "One, two, three, and to the four."  A bad hair day is a routine.  I shaved my eye brow when I was three and it hasn't grow fully back yet.  Growing up, I usually forgot to wear underwear, but don't now.  I have a low pain tolerance, but I like to sing.  Give me a song and I will entertain you.  I can't say my "ABC's" backwards, but I can say them forwards.  Cabo San Lucas is my favorite place, but that's where my mom broke her collarbone.  I love driving, but mostly on the interstate.  I wish I was six feet tall, just so I  could be the tallest of my family.  One of my best friends is four feet eleven and a half inches short.  I love dancing in the rain, but I need a helmet to do so correctly.  I can sleep for days, but school gets in the way.  My dream is to be on SNL, whether its as a comedian, guest host, guest musician, audience member, or streaker, it will happen.  My name is Lyndsee.  Boom.